A Bye-Ku for John Delaney
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
Rich white guy, but the
Wrong sort of one percenter.
Really, though: John Who?
Editor’s Note: This bye-ku was late due to an error by the editor. Anne Maloney authored a bye-ku for Rep. Delaney just six hours after he suspended his campaign and just three hours after Mrs. Maloney learned of Rep. Delaney’s existence.