A Bye-Ku for Amy Klobuchar
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
Minnesota Nice?
“Nope,” say staff and black Dems; back
To eating with combs.
A Bye-Ku for Amy Klobuchar
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
Minnesota Nice?
“Nope,” say staff and black Dems; back
To eating with combs.
A Bye-Ku for Pete Buttigieg
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
Gay dude in White House?
Not this year, say Dems to Pete.
Dysarthrians Glad.
A Bye-Ku for Tom Steyer
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
One less rich white guy
For Dems. No reparations
From Billionaire Tom.
I have written in recent years about the importance of net neutrality. Specifically, I have noted that net neutrality is legally mandated by the plain terms of the Telecommunications Act of 1996, and that the only reason it isn’t treated that way is because of a bizarre 2003 Supreme Court decision that allowed the unelected FCC to override Congress on a technicality.
That decision was called NCTA v. Brand X. Justice Scalia authored the scathing dissent, joining liberal Justices Ginsburg and Souter. The majority opinion was authored by Justice Thomas, who was joined by a number of justices who no longer sit on the Supreme Court. Thomas is ordinarily the soundest justice. However, when he and Scalia opposed each other, Scalia sometimes had the better of the argument. That’s what happened here: Scalia was right on. The FCC’s position was absurd.
It is difficult to overstate how important Brand X is to the FCC’s recent attempt to end net neutrality. The official “Restoring Internet Freedom” order provides legal justification for its decision between pages 10 and 40, and you can largely boil it down to “nannie-nannie poo poo Brand X says we can.” The ongoing court case about net neutrality has boiled down to judges saying, “Yeah, this isn’t following the law of Congress, but Brand X requires us to allow it anyway.” (That is a paraphrase.)
Justice Gorsuch has long been the biggest critic of Brand X on the federal courts. I wrote about this when he was nominated for the Supreme Court. But Gorsuch was replacing Scalia, who also opposed Brand X, so it didn’t change the balance of the court. Kennedy and Thomas still supported Brand X, while Gorsuch/Scalia and Ginsburg opposed it.
So it’s kind of a big deal that, today, Justice Thomas took time to write separately, in a routine cert-denial order, that Brand X, a decision he authored, was completely wrong and should be overturned. His dissent begins on page 49 of this document, and quickly gets to the meat:
Although I authored Brand X, “it is never too late to ‘surrende[r] former views to a better considered position.’” Brand X appears to be inconsistent with the Constitution, the Administrative Procedure Act (APA), and traditional tools of statutory interpretation. Because I would revisit Brand X, I respectfully dissent from the denial of certiorari.
And that’s just in the opening! The whole thing runs 11 pages.
We now know that there are 3 votes on the Supreme Court to overturn Brand X: Thomas, Gorsuch, and, if she hasn’t changed her views since her original dissent, Ginsburg. We know of zero votes in favor of keeping it. (Kennedy retired in 2018.)
Unfortunately, the Court turned aside an invitation to kill Brand X today; Justice Thomas was writing to encourage the Court to hear Baldwin v. United States, which directly targeted Brand X, and the Court refused. This may mean that the Court overall still supports Brand X, but I consider it more likely that the Court is awaiting a more suitable vehicle for interrogating it, potentially the net neutrality case itself.
Although we can’t know what will happen next, net neutrality supporters have good reason to take heart from Justice Thomas’s change of mind today. The net neutrality case, Mozilla v. FCC, was denied rehearing just a couple weeks ago, which opens Mozilla’s path to appeal to the Supreme Court.
Fingers crossed, folks.
“I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter” was published in Clarkesworld Magazine on January 9, 2020.
This is a very interesting science-fiction story that does what science-fiction does best: it takes a real-world controversy (gender) and attempts to help people understand the author’s beliefs by placing them in a new (and less ideologically charged) context. If intended as a defense of trans-affirming gender theories, I think this story fails. But if intended as an explanation of them, I think “Attack Helicopter” succeeds wonderfully.
I’ve been working hard for the past few months to try to understand the trans activism movement, not just superficially, but at the roots, the biological and ontological beliefs that underpin the entire ideology. I’ve read dozens of articles and non-fiction testimonies in that time. I intend to read quite a few more before writing about it. But this story helped me to understand certain aspects of trans identity more clearly than a hundred articles. Chalk up another win for science-fiction in the “promoting mutual understanding” column.
(This story is also, in its own right, a good short story about interesting characters, which is crucial. Robert Heinlein got away with writing preachy, boring tracts late in his career only because the first half of his career had been spent being Robert Heinlein.)
In an added twist, this particular short story was written by a trans author. Isabel Fall was responding to a common trope used by internet gender realists: “If you can sexually identify as a man even without a penis, then I can sexually identify as an attack helicopter even without a rotor.” Isabel Fall decided to subvert that trope with this story, and succeeded. Clarkesworld, one of the three most prestigious sci-fi magazines in the world, found it worthwhile and published it.
But, in yet another example of the toxic thought- and identity-policing that has consumed the entire American literary community, some trans activists on Twitter didn’t get the joke (and most didn’t even read the story). They became upset and attacked Clarkesworld until Clarkesworld took the story down (allegedly at the request of the author, as it always allegedly is). So you have to read the story on archive.is instead.
One of the very best episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is called “Far Beyond the Stars.” It’s about a black man in the 1950s who writes (under a pseudonym) for a short-story magazine very much like Clarkesworld. One day, he starts writing a story about a space station in the far future–a station where the captain is a heroic, widely respected black man. His fellow authors love the story. But his editors pulp it, because the audience mobs would destroy them for publishing it. The author gives a stirring speech in defense of storytelling. (Watch the episode. It’s exceptionally good television.)
I don’t know how the Left-wing “progressive” movement turned into the actual villains from “Far Beyond the Stars,” but here we are.
UPDATE 2021 JULY 6:
Last week, Vox ran an interview with Isabel Fall—the first interview Fall has ever given—which provides some updates. Like all Vox writers, the interviewer treats the people who did this to Fall with kid gloves (“I believe they believe they did the right thing”), tries very hard to talk around the C-word (“cancellation”), and even finds a way to shove some blame on to “right-wing reactionaries” in the Sad Puppies movement (who are, naturally, allowed zero disclaimers about why they thought they were doing the right thing), despite being totally uninvolved in this cancellation. You’ve gotta admire the sheer gall of it! But even Emily VanDerWerff finally refuses to exonerate the wrongdoers, for which VanDerWerff deserves some credit.
Enough about VanDerWerff. The interview is worth linking because it is good to hear Fall’s voice at last. I am gutted to learn that Isabel Fall had more stories to tell, and has decided not to tell them. I hope that someday, somehow, that will change, in this life or the next, because this is somebody who not only got into Clarkesworld, but deserved to be there.
I say that as someone who has submitted fiction to Clarkesworld. My submission was rejected by a form letter within 48 hours—and I agree it was not Clarkesworld-quality. (I almost, almost got my story in at Andromeda Spaceways, which was more my level, and I’m still depressed about missing the final cut.) Not a lot of people are capable of Clarkesworld-quality short fiction, and it’s a tragic waste to drive one of them out of the field.
A Bye-Ku for Deval Patrick
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
Dems whiter still, and
Deval not new Obama
Torch passed to Tulsi.
A Bye-Ku for Michael Bennet
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
Rage against Ted Cruz
Did not make him popular
Or known: “Who’s Bennet?”
A Bye-Ku for Andrew Yang
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
Freedom Dividend:
Promised Dollars might earn votes?
He did the math: Nope.
A Bye-Ku for John Delaney
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto.
Rich white guy, but the
Wrong sort of one percenter.
Really, though: John Who?
Editor’s Note: This bye-ku was late due to an error by the editor. Anne Maloney authored a bye-ku for Rep. Delaney just six hours after he suspended his campaign and just three hours after Mrs. Maloney learned of Rep. Delaney’s existence.
It’s worth remembering that Planned Parenthood kills babies and then sells the body parts.
Planned Parenthood insists that it doesn’t technically gain any profits from these sales, which inspires two responses:
(1) Who cares whether they technically profit or not? Selling baby parts is a particularly ghoulish epilogue to a barbaric practice, and “we sold their innocent, mutilated flesh to research scientists” doesn’t make it any better.
(2) As it happens, Planned Parenthood is demonstrably lying. They absolutely do profit off the sale of baby parts. They scream at the top of their lungs that they don’t (they have to; selling baby parts is illegal). Some outlets dutifully reprint their lies as though it were the last word in the discussion. Nevertheless, Planned Parenthood is demonstrably lying.
Here are the videos proving it: http://www.centerformedicalprogress.org/cmp/investigative-footage/
You can watch the short “highlight reel” clips or the full multihour unedited videos. The highlight reels are punchier, but the multihour videos are more damning, as the weight of evidence just builds up and up and up.
Planned Parenthood defended itself by claiming the videos were “deceptively edited.” This, too, was a lie. Here is the independent forensic audit by Coalfire Systems (a company with no interest in the matter, commissioned by Alliance Defending Freedom) which proves it: http://www.adfmedia.org/files/CoalfireCMPvideosReport.pdf
Perhaps you prefer wading through documentary evidence? Try the document vault here: http://www.centerformedicalprogress.org/human-capital/document-vault/
If that doesn’t do it for you, read the report of the United States Congress Select Committee that investigated these allegations: Final Report of the Select Investigative Panel
They produced 15 criminal referrals. Unfortunately, the evidence needed to convict was mostly locked up in states with non-cooperative Attorneys General. We must hope that today’s ongoing investigations eventually yield indictments.
Planned Parenthood sells baby parts, at market prices, and uses the profits to pad its bottom line. As in the Gosnell murders, where pro-choice state regulators turned a blind eye to rampant abuses of mothers and aborted children alike, Planned Parenthood is able to use the political power of the abortion industry to evade legal scrutiny. As the biggest abortion provider in the country, with a body count of 345,672 in 2018, nobody is better positioned to do so.
Planned Parenthood receives approximately $500 million/year through taxpayer-funded Medicaid. All Democrats currently running for President wish to increase this funding and expand it to include Title X as well.
Happy 47th anniversary of Roe v. Wade. May it finally be the last.